Chapter Three
Mercury's eyes opened, and he started
thinking that heaven looked a whole lot like his new home.
"Welcome back, man. I wasn' sure yeh'd survive that stab
that guy gave ya."
"I don't get it," said Mercury. "I thought I was dead.
I thought I was just a pure goner. I remember thinking that I would
finally be joining my parents and my wife and my son."
"Hehehe. No such luck, ma friend."
"Guess not," replied Mercury, still looking bewildered.
"Well, sorry ta break it to ya, but you bein' alive means
we still got a job ta do. Yehre leg is fine now. It took ya about three
weeks to wake up, I had ta feed you through one a those needles so that
ya wouldn't starve. Stole it from a handy hospital an' ben boilin' et
ever since ta let you use it safely."
"Three weeks? Oh my god. You haven't been on a money job
for three weeks? Our money must be running out…"
"It is. But since yeh're fine now, there's nothing stoppin'
us from doin' somethin' tonigh'."
"You've already got a target picked out, I imagine?"
"Yep. It's some guy, ben in this town a lon' time.
But they say he's got a fortune in gol' lyin' aroun' some hidden passage
in his estate."
"Well, we're thieves, and we're going to find that passage
no matter what!"
"Nice ta see ya back on yehre legs."
"Yeah, thanks," said Mercury, getting his gear and opening
the door. "You comin'?"
John hastily gathered his gear and followed his partner
through the door.
Fifteen minutes later, they were at the man's house. Mercury
was watching the unguarded entrance suspiciously, and John was eyeing
it happily.
"I don't like this," whispered Mercury. "It's too easy.
They're expecting us."
"What are you talking about?"
"Did you say anything about it at the Llama's Tongue?"
"Yeah. But, like we tol' ya the firs' day, we got strict
rules."
"Hmmm…. Maybe. I just don't like an empty gate. I'd rather
have to fight my way in than walk in through a wide open gate."
"Don't be ridiculous," John said, stepping forward.
Mercury grabbed his shoulder and held him back. He shook
his head slightly. Then, he pulled out an arrow and pulled his bowstring,
arrow nocked. As the arrow sped towards the ground several feet away
from the gate, Mercury and John strained their ears for any sounds coming
from over the wall.
As the arrow struck, a sudden movement caught their eyes, and they looked
up to see two guards rushing out, saying, "Got ya!" to the night
air. Mercury tapped John and mouthed No other way. He nocked another arrow
and aimed at the first guard's neck. John aimed at the second one. As
their arrows flew, Mercury turned away. John, however, watched coldly,
having killed guards many times before. The arrows each embedded themselves
in the two guards' necks, and their cries pierced the warm night air.
Mercury started walking away from the house.
"What are you doing?" asked John.
"I'm going back, that's what I'm doing. I don't want to
be around when these two are found," answered Mercury, his face pale
with sadness at what had just happened.
"This is our perfec' chance to rob the guy, and yeh're
just walkin' away?? What, yeh think I'm going ta let ya do that? I don't
think so. I'm invokin' partnership rules, an' one of them is that we
have ta work together. Our las' two jobs, you were in control. A claim
the right ta preside over this one."
"Fine," said Mercury, anger suffusing his face. "You got
your control. Just remember that any one of us can do that whenever
one wants to. I judge this situation wrong, but not too dangerous. If
I judge the situation too dangerous, I'm getting the heck out of there,
whether you're with me or not. Got it?"
"Sure."
They once again neared the gate, but they entered through
it this time. As they creeped through the shadows, Mercury felt a growing
sense of foreboding. Had he been superstitious, he would have known
that the death of the two outside had been a bad omen. But, he didn't
believe in such nonsense, even though his gut told him otherwise. The
two thieves crept forward and arrived at a side door to the house.
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Mercury began to pick the side door's lock while John
watched the surrounding grass for guards. Just as the lock gave way,
John saw a guard coming up. He squeezed Mercury's shoulder and they
withdrew into the depths of the wall's shadow. As Mercury did this robbing
more and more, his assuredness in his ability to hide in the shadows
improved, and he was less and less worried about whether or not he would
be seen.
The guard passed by, whistling off-key, and Mercury and
John moved forward towards the door. They positioned themselves on either
side so that, if there were a light on inside, it wouldn't touch them,
and then Mercury opened the door, carefully and slowly. From inside
the door came light snores and, Mercury, looking around the door, realized
it led to a guest room. Along with John, Mercury quietly crossed the
distance to the hallway door.
As they quietly opened the door, they heard the footfalls
and whistling of the hall guard. Chancing a look out of the door, Mercury
saw the guard walking down the hallway, his back to them. He motioned
to John, and they went across the hall to the cover of another doorframe.
John watched as the guard turned around and started walking back. But
there was something wrong. The guard's path was taking him so that he
would be going right through the door they were hiding in! John's horror
grew as the guard neared the door, but Mercury was not affected by such
petty emotions anymore. Swishing up his cloak to protect John's eyes
and turning his head to protect his own, Mercury threw down a flash
bomb. Moments later, the guard was in the same room as the sleeping
man, gagged, bound, and knocked out.
They continued following the pathway through the house,
pausing every once in a while and hiding from guards. They went through
room after room and found all of them bare of valuables and tapestries.
Finally, after going through half the household, Mercury came to a stop
in a dark, secluded room.
"They were expecting us," he told John. "Either that or
it was a trap. There is no reason for a man as rich as it seems this
guy is to have an empty house, even halfway empty."
"Let's cover just one more fourth of the house."
"Fine. One more fourth."
They set off once again, but Mercury's resolution was
failing. His gut told him there was a trap. He started to see danger
in every empty room, comfort in a guarded hallway, death in a secluded,
lighted kitchen. Finally, after another fourth of the house, they had
found a few rings, but nothing to rejoice about.
"All right. Now we get out," said Mercury, obviously agitated.
John nodded and followed him out. As they exited through
the front gate, he spoke.
"Well, I ain't a-sayin' a thing ta no one else in
the Llama's Tongue pub 'gain."
"I don't think that's the best of our options," replied
Mercury thoughtfully. "I think the best thing we could do would be to
say someone in the Llama's Pub betrayed us. When I first arrived there,
I got the idea it was a pretty serious rule, the one about no betrayal.
If someone broke it, they'd be in pretty serious trouble."
"You got that right."
The next day, at the Llama's pub, Mercury
addressed the entire room.
"May I have your attention, please!" he said, rapping
the table with his knuckles. "Thank you. I have an announcement to make."
Mercury paused, waiting until all the eyes in the pub were on him. "Someone
has broken the Llama's Tongue pub's code of honor. Someone has betrayed
me and John." Mercury stopped talking and listened as the sudden silence
filled with angry murmurs. Finally, the bartender spoke.
"As good as you may be to figure these things out Merc,
tha's a serious accusation you're makin' there."
"I know. But John only spoke here of the job we were going
to do yesterday."
"An'?"
"Three-fourths of the house was empty, and there were
no guards outside the gate. They were waiting for us inside instead.
We had to kill both of them. And, mind you, the only reason I didn't
say the whole house was devoid of riches is because after three-fourths
we decided to leave the obvious trap."
"That sur do soun' like you were set up. A' right'. Ya
know who it is? Thief is on'y the secon' time I've had ta deal with
this, so A'm improvisin'."
"I have no idea who it is. But I'm planning on finding
out," Mercury replied. "Hopefully, with your help," he said pointedly.
"Anyone wanna step for'ard an' admit ta havin' done this?
It'll save yar life."
No one stepped anywhere.
"A' righ' then. Everyone here is ta look fer this man.
Un'erstood? 'Member, he migh' get you nex'."
Suddenly, a man got up and tore out of the pub. The bartender
didn't have to say anything; Mercury was already out of the door within
moments, several others close behind.
The man was visible from quite far away, but Mercury was
nowhere to be seen. The men from the pub ran after the other as fast
as they could, but it seemed he had too big of a head start. Out of
nowhere, however, a dark shape leaped out and hit the running figure.
Mercury got up and signaled the men from the pub that he was fine. As
they ran up, panting, they saw the other man sprawled on the ground.
John recovered his breath first.
"How… how…" he tried to ask, weakly gesturing towards
the unconscious man.
"As much as you've robbed from the city's dwellers, you
clearly don't have as much of a thief's instincts as you pretend to.
There's an alternate, quicker way to get here from the pub. A diagonal
street that leads here faster than the turns you took."
They nodded appreciatively, and then began to walk back
towards the pub.
"Hey! Guys! Remember the faster way? Follow me," Mercury
said.
The men turned around, chuckling as much as their breath
allowed them to, and followed Mercury.
When they arrived at the pub, the bartender was outside,
anxiously waiting for news of the chase. When he saw Mercury had him
slung across his shoulder, he sighed in relief. He helped Mercury take
him inside and lay him on a clean table. Mercury motioned that he alone
wanted to speak to him, so the bartender withdrew into the crowd surrounding
the table. The man's eyes fluttered open, and focused. An expression
of horror covered his face as he sat up and realized where he was.
"Why?" Mercury whispered, almost inaudibly.
The man's face became defiant. "Yeh're a poser. Damned
idiot. I'm the best, not you. Jesus. Yeh think yeh're so great? Well,
yeh're not. 'Mercury did this today' and 'Didja hear who Mercury robbed
today' is all I hear 'round here anymore."
"An acute case of jealousy, huh? Why didn't you just challenge
me to a fight?"
"You were jus' fresh from a stomach woun'. I'd be considered
a cowar'."
"Aaah. So the next best thing was for me either to fail
a job, and have my reputation ruined, or that I died while on a job,
and you become the best again?" The man nodded, "But…" continued Mercury,
"You weren't expecting that I realize that someone set us up." The man
scowled. "Okay. Leave him alone." The entire pub, including the man,
looked at him, amazed. "What's wrong? I got betrayed, and I have decided,"
Mercury said, and the pub resumed its usual duties.
As they exited the Llama's Tongue, John spoke.
"His jealousy ain't disappeared, ya know. If anythin',
its even stronger."
"I know. But at least I know who it is."
The rest of the journey was spent in silence. John was
looking incredibly mad that he'd been betrayed. Mercury's mind, however,
was running through the ways the other man could try to kill him again.
As many times as he ran through previous visits to the Llama's Tongue,
Mercury could not sense any antipathy from that particular person. Yet
he continued to check his memories, over and over and over again, even
when they arrived at their house and he lay on the couch. John noticed
there was something wrong.
"Wha's goin' on?" he asked.
"Huh?" said Mercury, looking up from the ground, his train
of thought broken.
"Wha's goin' on?" John asked again.
"Oh… nothing. It's just… nothing," Mercury said.
"Right, if there's nothin' wrong with you, I'm not human."
"You aren't?" asked Mercury with mock surprise. John looked
at him with a sarcastic smile, but that was clearly the end of the conversation.